we played with Off With Their Heads and Dear Landlord last night, a show i’ve been looking forward to since late may (sidenote: Dear Landlord’s new record “Dream Homes” is the best release of 2009 thus far.  you will be doing yourself a favor if you obtain it.  you will listen to it daily).  while it was an extremely fun show, that’s not the point of this blog.

the van has fucking new quirks and it pisses me off.  driving that thing is a pain in the ass, and parking it in our tiny garage is like me trying to stuff a potato into my anus. frustrating.  only the speakers in the rear work, so music has to be really loud.  then somehow the windshield developed a crack.  there are wires sticking out of the top where we broke the bullhorns off the first time we tried parking in the garage.  one of the rear window shades fell off.  now, as of last night, the inside door handle on the driver’s side DOESN’T FUCKING WORK RIGHT.  you have to push the handle into the door, and then pull up to get it to open properly.  I DON’T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO DEAL WITH THIS BULL CRAP!

coming soon (after i get a burrito in me and light the match burn the flower): the great HDTV adventure of last monday starring marcus, myself, and the fucking van.