i really want to write in this. i want to post random photos and videos. too bad i never fucking take any pictures or videos. marcus and i were discussing on saturday, while watching some afternoon movie review show (REEL TALK), the concept of me turning this tumblr into a movie review tumblr.
“but wait a sec justin, who gives a fuck what you think of movies?” you might be asking the same question. and i don’t have an answer for you. and i don’t care. BUT i have a gimmick for you. this wouldn’t be your ordinary movie blog. in this movie blog i would review movies that i watch while working because if you don’t know, i’m a projectionist at a local discount 2nd run theatre and i have a lot of down time on my hands. hell i could even update LIVE from work!
the gimmick here is that while i have a lot of down time, i rarely have enough time to watch a full film from front to back. generally i get in there late because i have to start other movies, or i leave before the end because i have to ready the next run of films. also, given the general piece of turd that passes for cinema these days, i rarely attempt to rewatch or finish any films i’ve started. call me jaded, call me uninterested, but come on. The Haunting in Connecticut. nothing fucking happened.
so the idea is i write scathing reviews for films of which i’ve seen roughly 60-75% of. maybe toss in some live stupid customer action, or customer comment videos (providing they consent to being posted on my blog in all their idiotic glory. did i mention i hate everyone who goes to the safari theatre?). it could be funny, it could flop. JUST LIKE A FILM, GET IT? HA!
but why would i? i can’t commit to something like that. as the title suggests, i’m high all the time, usually at work too. i mean for instance, look what i’m doing right now. i’m sitting here, taking a shit, smoking weed, and writing in my tumblr about my movie blog idea. that is literally what i’m doing right now. would you want to read my stoned shitter blog?
didn’t think so.
